Monday, August 11, 2008

The Test

"aaaaahhhh" (sounds of screaming) "a test"

Listen, everybody needs to calm down . . . This is a easy test, you all will most likely pass. I just want to see if anybody, EVER goes on my blog. If you come on, please put a comment. Thanks
-Evil test instructor

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

The Ending of Elizabeth's and Abigail's Story

Dear Reader,
You have three letters about Elizabeth and Abigail. Now I must conclude the story. 18 year old Abigail went to her cousin, the stunning 19 year old Elizabeth. In London, England. Abigail found her cousin being successfully charmed by the Dukes son, John. Abigail nursed Elizabeth's father back to health. In the end, Abigail fell in love with John's brother, Erin. They got married and lived happily ever after. 
                                - - - The End - - - 
                                                                         
Sincerely,
              Katie
                                                                      

Thursday, May 08, 2008

From Abigail to Elizabeth

Dear Elizabeth, 
I have indeed looked in the couch. To my surprise and shock after much searching I found some old maps. Leading to Treasure! I looked and soon found the treasure which Mama gave to me. Twas ruby's and saphire's and all sorts of gems.

I shall indeed try to make it to your house by the thirteenth of May. I shall leave, on the third of May. Lord willing I shall see you then. 

To keep Prince John away, try putting hot peper above the door. When he reaches up to knock the knocker, it will fall down and he will be sneezing so much that you will not be able to talk and you must pretend you are disgusted in him. Farewell my sweet cousins!
                                                                          Love,
                                                                               Abigail

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Elizabeth to Abigail

Here is Elizabeth's reply to Abigail

My Dearest Cousin,
I hope that this letter finds you with a fixed couch. My Papa and I are doing quite well. Papa's health has gotten better but today persistent Prince John came twelve times. I would appreciate it if you came for then you could send of all the suitors. Perhaps, one of them will fall deeply in love with you. 

Why would a highway man come in, take nothing and only hurt your sofa? Perhaps he thought there were jewels in it. You should investigate. Only yesterday I found a casket of sapphires in a secret doorway. This new castle has many secret passages and hideouts. 

I hope that you can come to my humble abode on the 13th of May. I hope the travel will not hurt you health. Many courteous greetings to you!
                  Sincerely,
Elizabeth


Monday, April 07, 2008

Sorry

I am sorry for not having put up a post in a long time. Well most people don't visit this blog anyway so I guess I am just talking to my self. Well I shall write a letter to someone in the middle ages

Dear Elizabeth,
My dear friend, many courteous greeting to you. I hope this letter finds you in good health. My family and I are doing quite well though a highway man broke into our house two days ago. He took nothing but stabbed Mama's favorite couch. 

Your last letter most concerned me. With many suitors you must be busy trying to keep them away. How can you then worry about your poor sick Papa? Perhaps it would be helpful for me to come visit you. I could keep away all the suitors and also help attend your papa. If you like the idea write back instantly for I do hate the idea of you all alone with a sick father and empty headed Knights, Lords and Princes. 

I hope your family is well. Send my greetings to all of them.
                                                                        Sincerly,
                                                                               Abigail

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